My monster truck Dodge Ram likes to kill large animals and run over small children when it is not racing around and beating you off of the starting line. Here are some pictures of its latest battle:

Dodge Ram vs. Clothes Dryer

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If any of the spectators that night thought that the dryer had a chance of surviving, they were in for a big surprise.

The Dodge Ram looked almost happy to throw the first punch as the dryer fell to the ground.

The referee forces the Dodge Ram to back off and picks the dryer back up off of the canvas.

The Dodge Ram taunts the family, friends, and fans of the dryer by paralyzing it for life.

The Kenmore clothes dryer is no more.